A chubby wizard cat nudging a glass off a table
The Spellbook of Cat Crimes

Your cat isn't misbehaving. She's casting.

Tees and stickers of chubby wizard cats casting the spells you see every day. Knockus Offus Tableus. Sockus Stealus. You know the ones.

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Vacuumus Fleeus Wizard Cat T-Shirt

Today's bookmark: Spell of the Day

Vacuumus Fleeus

Difficulty: Adept2 of 4 starsChapter VII · The Cucumber Incident
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Contents

Nine chapters. Every crime your cat has committed, and a few she's planning.

  1. Chapter ICrimes of the Table School of Chaos
  2. Chapter IIThings That Were Yours Guild of Thieves
  3. Chapter IIIThe Eighteen-Hour Nap Order of the Loaf
  4. Chapter IVThe Bowl Is Full (It Is Not) Kitchen Chaos
  5. Chapter V3AM Conjurations Night Terrors & Zoomies
  6. Chapter VIPet Me. Not Like That. Affection (with Teeth)
  7. Chapter VIIThe Cucumber Incident Fears & Dramatics
  8. Chapter VIIIThe Red Dot Will Be Caught Hunt & Play Arcana
  9. Chapter IXYour Seat, Now Hers Sitting Where You Shouldn't

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Four levels of trouble

How dangerous is your cat?

Level 1 of 4

Cantrip

Harmless and cute. A blep, a loaf, a purr.

 Level 2 of 4

Adept

A mild nuisance. Your seat, stolen.

 Level 3 of 4

Archmage

A real cost. Sleep lost. Dinner sampled.

 Level 4 of 4

Forbidden

Things were broken. Do not let her read this page.

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